Sometimes the follies of real world dating suck. That’s the plain truth. With the invention of the Internet, though, people did what they do best: find a new way to get laid. The internet has brought around a ton of popular sites to get you laid. Since they could be created by literally anyone then you can imagine what kind of stuff you’ll run into. Most of them were made by horny guys who couldn’t get laid any other way. Some have morphed beyond that, but sites like HornyMatches.com stick to the premise of “hey don’t you want to get your dick wet?” This philosophy won’t get you anything, and here’s why:
They’re All the Same
No matter what the site promises to do they’re all very formulaic. You go online, randomly search for a website, sign up, and then start shopping for someone to sleep with. Dating sites, marriage sites, fling sites, and any other combination really just means that there are guys looking to find a woman who will willingly sleep with them. Some promise to be the top of the popular sites that will get you laid by using some fancy formula that they’ve worked on for years. Basically what’s running it is a computer program that’s fairly basic. They take the preset answers that you plugged in and compare them with the other users in your area. You could do the same thing by having 100 people fill out a questionnaire and then looking at their choices. When you do go through these ones during your sign up you’ll notice that none of them are free choice. They’re all rating by numbers or picking different choices like, “I don’t mind if she smokes”.
They’re Full of Dudes
Absolutely every hookup site in the whole wide internet is a total sausage party. Most have about 15%-25% of the website being female and the other 75%-85% are guys. That’s pretty low. HornyMatches.com boasts that they’ll get you a horny match for absolutely free, but the fact is that they’re one of the least popular sites to get you laid. They have over 7 million users, which means that there are fewer than 2 million of them being female. You know what’s even worse? It’s going to look like there are more because some of the profiles are faked. Some guys get off on getting men to think that they’re women and they’ll lead you on with fake pictures and fake names. You could be flirting with a guy and not even know it.
Even if you do manage to find a hottie online, you’d better think twice before you agree to start having cyber sex with her. Most of the time there’s at least some lying going on. Hot women don’t have to resort to cyber dating. They’ve already got plenty of men who want to bone them in real life. The women who are more average looking or downright not pretty will be the ones who actually put their picture up. But anytime you go to look on the matches for you you’re bound to see rows upon rows of tits and asses in frame. Are they real? If you want to lie to yourself you can say yes, they belong to a beautiful women who is tired of douchebags in real life. But more than likely they actually pair with butter faces (everything’s hot but her face) or fat chicks who have great racks. If that’s what you’re looking for then, hey, you’ve got your match. Otherwise you’d better think twice.
Everything’s all fine and well in the beginning. You start out on a free site that has some matches in your area. Then you start noticing that there are little pop-ups that say someone has looked at your profile. You want to know who it is but you’ll have to pay a fee first. Well one trial run won’t kill you, so you click it. Then it turns out that it’s an actual woman…who lives in a town two hours over. That’s not going to work. Time goes by and there’s another pop-up! You may as well just sign up for a full membership. Before you know it you’ve become addicted to the game that is online dating. The way that they setup the site and work the system can lead you away from your original goal of getting laid into just finding the next pretty face to talk to. Sometimes that means that you end up paying real life money to interact with text on the screen.
It’s Just a Computer, After All
The way that online dating sites have their search settings turned on can go one of two ways. Either they’re really specific and will only show you the matches in your zip code with the height that you entered and who are between the ages of 25-30. But the other route is that they’re way too vague. The first go around with the 25-30 year-olds in your area might not return anyone of interest. So you decide to open up the age limit. Eh, it still stays about the same. Well maybe you can drive an hour to see someone, so you change the zip code. Unfortunately for you, you can either date someone right here in your hometown or up to 200 miles away. All of the sudden you have hits out the ass, but none of them are even remotely near you. Now you have to decide if you’re willing to drive that far away with the biggest risk being that the Brittani L. is actually a mechanic named Dwight.
You Already Know It All
For a lot of people part of the appeal of trying to hookup with someone is that you know nothing about them at first. When you sign up for online dating you’re pretty much putting everything about yourself out there. The questions themselves are thorough, but even besides that you have to make yourself look interesting for anyone to be interested enough to message you. So you have to decide if you care knowing all the gritty details about this woman or not. Finding out that she’s shared a bed with her brother for most of her adult life probably is going to turn you off a bit. But don’t feel like you’re the picky one, others do the same thing with you. You might think that your bottle cap collection is rad, but no woman out there is going to drop her drawers to get a peek at it.
It’s Like Shopping
When you’re shopping online you don’t stop to look at the ordinary things. Normally you’re going for something special for your car, house, entertainment, etc. The same thing goes for online dating. You might think you’re hot stuff, but unless you have a profile that really catches her eye, she’s going to pass right over you. Since everything is digital she’s not going to have any remorse for doing it either because there are no feelings involved. Simply scroll down and if she doesn’t like the cut of your jib, you’re not even going to cross her mind.