Why Looking Online Won’t Get You Laid

“Want to get laid? Go and meet her”

Sometimes the follies of real world dating suck. That’s the plain truth. With the invention of the Internet, though, people did what they do best: find a new way to get laid. The internet has brought around a ton of popular sites to get you laid. Since they could be created by literally anyone then you can imagine what kind of stuff you’ll run into. Most of them were made by horny guys who couldn’t get laid any other way. Some have morphed beyond that, but sites like HornyMatches.com stick to the premise of “hey don’t you want to get your dick wet?” This philosophy won’t get you anything, and here’s why:

They’re All the Same

No matter what the site promises to do they’re all very formulaic. You go online, randomly search for a website, sign up, and then start shopping for someone to sleep with. Dating sites, marriage sites, fling sites, and any other combination really just means that there are guys looking to find a woman who will willingly sleep with them. Some promise to be the top of the popular sites that will get you laid by using some fancy formula that they’ve worked on for years. Basically what’s running it is a computer program that’s fairly basic. They take the preset answers that you plugged in and compare them with the other users in your area. You could do the same thing by having 100 people fill out a questionnaire and then looking at their choices. When you do go through these ones during your sign up you’ll notice that none of them are free choice. They’re all rating by numbers or picking different choices like, “I don’t mind if she smokes”.

They’re Full of Dudes

“She might be talking to a lot of guys at the same time”

Absolutely every hookup site in the whole wide internet is a total sausage party. Most have about 15%-25% of the website being female and the other 75%-85% are guys. That’s pretty low. HornyMatches.com boasts that they’ll get you a horny match for absolutely free, but the fact is that they’re one of the least popular sites to get you laid. They have over 7 million users, which means that there are fewer than 2 million of them being female. You know what’s even worse? It’s going to look like there are more because some of the profiles are faked. Some guys get off on getting men to think that they’re women and they’ll lead you on with fake pictures and fake names. You could be flirting with a guy and not even know it.

People Lie

Even if you do manage to find a hottie online, you’d better think twice before you agree to start having cyber sex with her. Most of the time there’s at least some lying going on. Hot women don’t have to resort to cyber dating. They’ve already got plenty of men who want to bone them in real life. The women who are more average looking or downright not pretty will be the ones who actually put their picture up. But anytime you go to look on the matches for you you’re bound to see rows upon rows of tits and asses in frame. Are they real? If you want to lie to yourself you can say yes, they belong to a beautiful women who is tired of douchebags in real life. But more than likely they actually pair with butter faces (everything’s hot but her face) or fat chicks who have great racks. If that’s what you’re looking for then, hey, you’ve got your match. Otherwise you’d better think twice.

It’s Addicting

Everything’s all fine and well in the beginning. You start out on a free site that has some matches in your area. Then you start noticing that there are little pop-ups that say someone has looked at your profile. You want to know who it is but you’ll have to pay a fee first. Well one trial run won’t kill you, so you click it. Then it turns out that it’s an actual woman…who lives in a town two hours over. That’s not going to work. Time goes by and there’s another pop-up! You may as well just sign up for a full membership. Before you know it you’ve become addicted to the game that is online dating. The way that they setup the site and work the system can lead you away from your original goal of getting laid into just finding the next pretty face to talk to. Sometimes that means that you end up paying real life money to interact with text on the screen.

It’s Just a Computer, After All

“Your kiss is not going to reach her”

The way that online dating sites have their search settings turned on can go one of two ways. Either they’re really specific and will only show you the matches in your zip code with the height that you entered and who are between the ages of 25-30. But the other route is that they’re way too vague. The first go around with the 25-30 year-olds in your area might not return anyone of interest. So you decide to open up the age limit. Eh, it still stays about the same. Well maybe you can drive an hour to see someone, so you change the zip code. Unfortunately for you, you can either date someone right here in your hometown or up to 200 miles away. All of the sudden you have hits out the ass, but none of them are even remotely near you. Now you have to decide if you’re willing to drive that far away with the biggest risk being that the Brittani L. is actually a mechanic named Dwight.

You Already Know It All

“A real hug just cannot be compared to virtual one”

For a lot of people part of the appeal of trying to hookup with someone is that you know nothing about them at first. When you sign up for online dating you’re pretty much putting everything about yourself out there. The questions themselves are thorough, but even besides that you have to make yourself look interesting for anyone to be interested enough to message you. So you have to decide if you care knowing all the gritty details about this woman or not. Finding out that she’s shared a bed with her brother for most of her adult life probably is going to turn you off a bit. But don’t feel like you’re the picky one, others do the same thing with you. You might think that your bottle cap collection is rad, but no woman out there is going to drop her drawers to get a peek at it.

It’s Like Shopping

When you’re shopping online you don’t stop to look at the ordinary things. Normally you’re going for something special for your car, house, entertainment, etc. The same thing goes for online dating. You might think you’re hot stuff, but unless you have a profile that really catches her eye, she’s going to pass right over you. Since everything is digital she’s not going to have any remorse for doing it either because there are no feelings involved. Simply scroll down and if she doesn’t like the cut of your jib, you’re not even going to cross her mind.

Dinner Seduction: How Your Kitchen Can Impress Her

“Improve your cooking skills”

There are certain skills that a man can possess that women aren’t always expecting, and being able to cook is one of them. Having cooking skills is a sign of being an adult man, but it also adds perks in lots of different ways. For one, you have life skills. Those are always good. Second, in a recent study, 48 percent of the people polled said that being able to cook makes a person sexier, as cited from PurAsia by DailyMail.co.uk. Basically, if you can use a pan and a stove, you’re irresistible to women. The big question, though, is how to use this to your advantage immediately? There are different ways you can impress with your cooking finesse, and you don’t even have to be that good at cooking to do so. Be a culinary illusionist, and convince her without ever touching a pan that you’re a gastronomical genius.

A Blender Means You’re Health Conscious

“A blender is surely going to impress her”

Think of every inch of counter space as an opportunity to impress your date. This includes whether you’re actually having her over for dinner, or if she’s stopping by your place for some other reason. The point is to put on a show. Display all your kitchenware visibly. Certain implements infer certain things, and a blender is a great one to have. Having a blender out will make her assume that you’re health conscious and into good living. In Toronto, there’s lots of ways to stay fit and get exercise, but most health nuts top it all off with a smoothie. You’ll earn bonus points if you have a variety of fresh fruits out in a bowl or somewhere else that’s visible, making it obvious that you use the blender to make smoothies. You can also leave the lid in the sink, making it obvious that you used it just recently. If you’re feeling really ambitious, and you met your date off a site with high Canadian online dating reviews, offer her a smoothie. Of course, you’ll actually have to know how to make one, but blending up fruit isn’t hard. Seal the deal by offering her some kind of high-protein recipe. A word of warning, though, not to make it sound like you’re trying to tell her to get fit or lose weight.

Fancy Knives

“Now, this collection of knives look awesome”

A culinary master always has fancy knives, and there’s no better way to display fancy knives than with a fancy knife block. Get yourself a really nice set of knives, because any man who’s doing a lot of cooking is going to need those. This is also a good opportunity to really show off if you actually can cook, because knives are also expensive. It demonstrates to your lady foodie that you’re interested enough in your culinary skills that you’ve actually invested in the equipment. Be careful if she also knows how to cook and wants to help, though. Keep your knives sharp and ready to use, or else she’s going to know that you’re bluffing. We don’t suggest buying a set of fancy, expensive knives if you’re not going to use them, of course, but the point is to keep them out in plain view.

You can also use online dating to your advantage by looking up Canadian online dating reviews and finding a site that has extensive profiles. Are ready to meet hot ladies online? Start reading the reviews of the top internet dating websites. There are lots of women to meet in Toronto, and you’ll know in advance if she is actually into food. Prepare as appropriate for her arrival to your home, especially if you plan on cooking for her. The knives are a great first impression, though, if you’ve already shared the fact that you enjoy cooking with her.

Spice Rack

“A spice rack that comes out of nowhere”

This is another great feature to have on display, and again, provides the opportunity to show off. Anybody can have a spice rack in their kitchen, and most people do. The key here isn’t to have an extensive spice rack or a particularly elaborate design, but what the actual spices are.

Men that like to cook are going to have more spices than salt and pepper, and the more exotic, the better. It shows that you can work with a decent range of ingredients. You can also show off your cooking skills using your collection of special spices by offering to make her a specific meal. You don’t even know how to use all the spices. If you know a lot about just one or two of the rarer kinds, and can make a specific type of meal that isn’t the norm in Canada, you’re golden.

Stoves That Say Sexy Sous-chef

“This looks like a real man’s kitchen”

This is another big ticket item, and not as simple, but it’s worth it in the long run if you do like to cook. A nice stove is key to impressing. Stainless steel is always a good way to go if you’re investing in a stove, and anything that looks sleek and modern will function in your kitchen as a stylistic feature that draws attention to itself. That’s exactly what you want your kitchen to do if you’re trying to play up the chef skill.

If you can’t afford a stainless steel stove, but you still want to have your kitchen look like an impressive workspace, keep your regular stove spotless. We mean literally spotless. Wipe it down with bleach, clean the grill, clean the inside, and it shows that you value the appliance. Anyone who likes to cook isn’t going to be doing so with a dirty stove. The fact of the matter, however, is that anyone who only cooks casually isn’t going to keep their stove spotless. They’ll clean it, but there’s always going to be the occasional spatter of grease or burn mark. That’s why if you clean your stove inside and out, it’s actually noticeable since the average person doesn’t do it.

Fine Liquor and Wine… And Hiding the Six Packs

“Display your fine taste in wine”

The final step in this seduction process is to have the right type of beverages. Fine wine is the obvious choice, but you can also branch out and try some liquor. There’s a fine line with alcohol, though, and you have to be careful that you’re choosing an adult selection. This even applies to wine which is usually a safe choice. What you need to do is pick a wine or liquor that’s a step up from something you’d bring to a house party. Just as you’d plan your online dating conquest by looking at Canadian online dating reviews, preparing to stock a decent drink is just as simple with a little bit of planning and research.

When you go to the liquor store to choose a beverage, simply ask the person working there. They’ll be able to tell you some details about a wine or particular type of liquor, and then you’ll be able to relay the information like you’re an expert. If you’re into beer, avoid the types you can pick up at a gas station, and go for something like a craft beer. If you’re feeling ambitious, stock up on something local. It gives you the appearance of being a type of beer connoisseur who seeks out local brews.

The point of having impressive, adult alcohol to share with your date is to round out the image of being the type of man who appreciate good food and a good drink. In other words, leave the gas station six pack in a dark closet when your lady friend comes calling, and polish up your pans.

Buying A TV? 3 Important Things To Keep In Mind

Nowadays, a house is never complete without a television set. So, in one way or another, we all need to buy one. Now, it may sound too easy, but buying a TV is simply not as easy as doing your groceries. It is an investment that requires a significant amount of money and more time to be thought about. To prove that, you may think that those ads in the paper could give you the best price. However, are you sure you’re making the best deal? Here are other tips to consider before buying that new TV.

  1. Don’t go out without measuring your TV space

Don’t be that customer who purchases a set and returns it back right away since it don’t just fit your entertainment center or the space you thought it would fit. While you’re at it, measure that space beforehand. A helpful tip is that you should leave a 1 to 2-inch additional space on all sides including several inches at the back of the set. This is so you are assured that the installation wouldn’t be a pain in the neck later on. Plus, your TV set would need the ventilation, too.

Smart TV Buying Guid

Smart TV Buying Guid

  1. The size of the viewing room matters

With the advancements that are constantly going on with television sets, one might be tempted to purchase one with a bigger screen. However, you must consider the space of the room you will be putting it in. This is to ensure you are getting the proper distance between you and the TV. For example, a 26-inch LCD should require about 3 to 4 feet distance from the viewer. A 32-inch LCD would need about 4 to 5 feet, and it goes farther with the much bigger screens. This requirement should be followed, unless you want to have problems with your viewing experience or your eyesight. If possible, you can ask the help of an expert home theater installer to save you the hassle of installing it yourself.

  1. Of course, the quality of the picture

Since you will be watching on your TV, it is but reasonable that you have to take note of its picture quality. There are a lot of factors you should look out for when choosing one that produces good pictures. One is the darkness of its screen surface. The darker the screen is when turned off, the higher its picture will produce contrast. Another is the flatness of the screen. A flat screen will give you less glare when viewing under a lamp or beside a window. Also, the objects displayed on the TV will less likely become distorted. It will also be useful if you buy one that has a comb filter. This will prevent a “dot crawl”, which comes along the edges of the objects shown on the screen that can be quite distracting and unattractive in TV sets 27 inches and larger.

Seven things to know before buying an iPad

Seven things to know before buying an iPad

These are only few of the important things you would have to take note of before purchasing a set right away. There are also the audio capability, the AV inputs and outputs, its ease of use, and even a 3D capability. The thing is, nothing’s really a good deal without prior research. 

3 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Close Your Doors To Divorcees

When two people get married, they vow to love each other for the rest of their lives. Then again, this doesn’t happen all the time. There are a lot of marriages that turn sour and eventually end up in divorce. Going through a divorce is never easy. It can be very stressful for both parties. It’s why people involved in a divorce case want to settle everything at the soonest time possible. When the divorce is finalized, they can move on with their lives and start dating again. Divorcees are great partners. In fact, they’re even better than those who haven’t been in the same situation. Here are 3 reasons why:

They know what commitment is all about

They don’t just know what commitment is, but they’re not afraid to commit. There’s a big difference to being in a relationship where there’s no commitment and being in one where you know the other person is committed to you. Divorcees are eager to give their commitment to someone truly special. Most of them want to get married once again and this time they hope the union will last forever.

New Expert Survey Reveals the Number One Reason Couples Divorce

New Expert Survey Reveals the Number One Reason Couples Divorce

They know what can ruin a marriage

Because they know the things that can ruin a marriage, they try to stay away from these mistakes as much as they can. As the maxim goes, experience is the best teacher. It also applies to divorcees. They don’t want to go through the same things over and over again. One mistake should be enough. Thus, divorcees work harder in trying to make the relationship work. No one is perfect, but sometimes people have to go through a divorce in order to acknowledge their mistakes and change for the better. Here’s where divorcees have an edge over others.

Poor Communication Is The #1 Reason Couples Split Up

Poor Communication Is The #1 Reason Couples Split Up

They don’t want the next relationship to fail

No one really wants their relationship to fail. Divorcees know how hard it is to have a failed marriage, and they want to make the next relationship work. Their egos may have been hurt a bit and they want to stand up once again and show that they’re capable of having good and happy relationships. More important than their egos, divorcees want to be happy. They know that they deserve it. And if it means working harder, they won’t hesitate to do it.

Not every person is open to the idea of dating a divorcee. Everyone has the privilege to choose who he or she will date. Then again, this doesn’t mean that you should close your doors to divorcees. You can date a divorcee and see if there’s anything special. Just don’t hold your guard down because you may also get hurt especially when you get into a relationship with a divorcee who only wants you for fun.       

Ways On How To Battle Your Anxiety

If you want to find something that will help you battle your anxiety, this will lead you to two different choices, the natural remedy or the unnatural remedy. People have different preferences over things, some may opt to use the unnatural sources but others opt to use those natural ones.

Unnatural remedies may lead to other unpleasant consequences, thus it is better to choose the natural remedy in terms of dealing with your anxiety. There are unnatural remedies that you can commonly buy in drug stores, however, you need to visit your physician first before you can finally have them and take them. Fortunately, there are remedies that won’t spend you much.

3 Natural Remedies to Help You Battle Anxiety

  1. Herbs

Natural herbs have helped thousands of people battle their anxiety. This is some gentle approach of curing anxiety. Instead of using those addictive over the counter medicines, this is a much better approach of dealing with your anxiety concerns. Though the preparations will take weeks or even months in order to have its maximum benefits, herbal medicine has been proven to be an extremely effective approach to cure anxiety. One of the best herbal medicines use to treat anxiety are valerian, passionflower, and hops. It contains great formulations and substances which are highly effective for anxiety as well as depressions.

Six gentle ways to cure your anxiety with yoga

Six gentle ways to cure your anxiety with yoga

  1. Emotional or Mental Techniques

Your mind is an excellent tool to treat your anxiety. Your mind is one of your amazing assets, thus you must learn to use and utilize it. Anxiety can be treated with the use of various emotional and mental approaches. Some people opt to choose this method, for they find it highly effective. There are lots of emotional and mental techniques and the most popular techniques include hypnosis, meditation, NLP (neuro linguistic programming), visualization, CBT (cognitive behavioural therapy), and various therapy. This approach will depend upon the severity of the problem.

  1. Exercises

Your mind and body are connected. If you try to change one, the other will eventually follow. Physical exercise has been proven effective to treat anxiety. This is a powerful way of combating your anxiety, exercises works in increasing some chemicals in your brain which is called serotonin; this is what they usually call “feel good” substance inside your brain. Physical therapies like yoga and massage can calm your mind and releases your stress.

Ways to cope with anxiety

Ways to cope with anxiety

Therefore if you want to effectively battle your anxiety, you must try to consider the beneficial effects of the natural remedies. Choose one of the above mentioned remedies or try to combine them if possible in order to achieve better satisfying results. These natural remedies will definitely help you live your life happily and anxiety-free. 

3 Unconventional Ways To Save Money

Saving money has been a long-time problem for society. People just can’t resist temptation and often find themselves buying things they don’t need or those that don’t fit their budget. If you want to save money, you probably know more than a hundred ways to do it. Then again, there are still more ways to save money and these 3 unconventional ways may be things that you’ve never done. Now is the best time to save more money and you can do it with these 3 tips.

  1. Don’t use your card! Pay cash!

When you have a credit card, you can easily be tempted to splurge and get anything you want. Use cash instead when paying for your purchases. There’s a psychological effect to paying cash than using your card. You’ll even have second thoughts about buying a certain item when you have to hand out a hundred-dollar bill to the cashier. When you use a card, you won’t feel that you’re wasting money. You’ll just learn your lesson when the bill comes.

Money Chat: Unconventional Ways to Save Money?

Money Chat: Unconventional Ways to Save Money?

  1. Don’t shop when you’re feeling down

Don’t shop just because your upset and your day didn’t go your way. If you do, you’ll end up ruining your budget. If you feel down, it’s best to stay home and relax. Don’t take yourself to a mall where it’s so hard to say NO to temptation. Even if you’ll feel good after buying a new bag or gadget, that’s only temporary relief. You may even feel worse a few days later when you realize that you just spent your money on something you don’t need at all. Remember that people don’t think clearly when they’re emotionally upset and that’s precisely why so many individuals fall into the trap of impulse buying.

  1. Don’t throw away used clothes! Swap them!

Used clothes are still beneficial. You don’t have to throw them away or donate them. You can go to websites where you can swap them. SwapStyle.com is one site to check out if you’re interested in swapping your clothes. This technique is best for parents who have growing kids. It can be pretty expensive to buy new clothes now and then for your growing children. You might as well swap them with another family that can still use the clothes. Swapping isn’t only for kids, but also for adults. Look for clothes that you don’t use any longer and find those that you’d love to wear.

Unconventional Ways of Saving Money

Unconventional Ways of Saving Money

Earning money is never easy. You got to work hard for it. It is only appropriate that you take care of your earnings and learn to save for the rainy days. If you feel that you’re not saving enough, stick to these 3 unconventional ways. You’ll find them really effective. In no time you’ll see your piggy bank filled with moolah. 

Devising A Mobile Office For Your Business

Mobile office is as good as business on the go – business owners are fully equipped with devices that are necessary to work whether they are in the office, on the way to a meeting, at home, at the site, or even in a vacation. It works as well with their team and it powers the multitasking ability of everyone, thus increasing the productivity as if they are all working in the very same room. While most of us suppose that the convenience of operating from a mobile office is merely at a business owner and the employees’ advantage which is undeniably true, clients have obscured benefits as well. The prompt delivery of products or services with efficiency and quality keeps clients satisfied and pleased with the performance.

If you are running a business, it is best to consider creating a mobile office for your venture to reduce overhead costs and develop an extra adaptable team that you can tap every time they are needed to do a specific task. In doing so, here are 3 tips on how to devise a mobile office and carry out business plans at your convenience.

Obtain the appropriate gadgets

Basically, a mobile office needs an internet connection, gadgets like laptops and smart phones, programs for call or video conference, external hard drive or flash drive, and sometimes you may need a portable printer. The key is to have the technology that is simple to use but fairly advanced to make the “portable office” just as effective as your brick-and-mortar workplace.

Promote your business and attract new customers with a mobile app

Promote your business and attract new customers with a mobile app

Online tools for file transfer

If there is an urgent need of data, online file transfer can do the trick. Google has now the Google Drive where you can store and share files up to 10 GB. Dropbox lets you upload up to 2 GB and file transfer comes in a handy with a unique URL which you can email to anyone, purely hassle free. Recipients just have to download from the link you sent them and they can have their demands in an instant.

Keep your gadgets alive and working

Technical and power supply issues are inevitable. Be sure to carry an extra battery, charger, and a broadband of a different internet provider just in case nothing goes well. Remember that you are working outside your base which narrows the venial errors and at the same time increases the expectations from your performance. There is no space for lame excuses unless the whole state or country is affected of the power or technical dilemma. Back up, power up, and plan ahead.

Just how smart is your smartphone security strategy?

Just how smart is your smartphone security strategy?

The goal of driving in the direction of a mobile office is to make your business easier and accessible. As soon as you got over the intellectual provocation and getting accustomed to portable customs, it is very effortless to accomplish work and progress with business plans. Getting a hold of a new setting stirs up transformation, and inspiration eventually transpires to your products and services.